They broke your toys this morning, henry   Rode your board right into dust   Surrounded you with strangers who you could not trust   And then they had the gall   To write your name up on the girls' room wall   And send you out to maria   Who spoke of babies and all   And wanted to shoot your joy   It's a hard world when you're the new kid in town   Ain't it, henry boy      Well the north side is for diamond-studded woman   Subtly selling their wares   And the west side is for debutantes   And would be millionaires   Oh the east side is for lost boys   Who know their moves too well   The south side is for gamblers, henry boy   The train stops once for hell   It's a hard world when they're forcing you   To live your life out on broadway   But henry I'm sure you're gonna like it well      The constellation she points to gate eleven   That's where you got your connections   Let me take a look inside my magic book   I don't think you're beyond my inventions   Oh these doctor's appendages I'm giving you for wings   I'm sure it'll meet the occasion   I'm gonna mix you some magic, you'll spittin' sparks   And ready for the invasion      Oh and the milky way's a trip for dippers   They saw ya coming a mile away   In the amusement park you'll get clipped by rippers   Hiding behind candy 'cades   In the alleyway you'll get ripped by strippers   All who know your name   In the stalls sit the soldier-boy kisserson leave for just a day   And henry couldn't take it   He's gonna be a submariner   Riding underground for the pope   Gonna stand on the corner of broadway   And scream: "up 'scope"