I was a rebel in my younger years   I'd...drink with the devil if he bought me a beer   Wore out two pickups just running around   Mama thought I never would settle down   That was before I met sweet Irma Jean   She made a new man outta me      We got pink flamingos in the front yard   Picture window with a view of Wal-Mart   Blue collar heaven domestic bliss   It just doesn't get any better than this   We got pink flamingos, pink flamingos, pink flamingos      Sweet Irma Jean is a den mother now   With a station wagon and a charge account   Bubba Junior pitches for his baseball team   Little sister's running for Rose Bud Queen   And me I'm doing good at the used car lot   Is this a great country or what      We got pink flamingos in the front yard   Picture window with a view of Wal-Mart   Blue collar heaven domestic bliss   It just doesn't get any better than this   We got pink flamingos, pink flamingos, pink flamingos      People slow down when they drive by   They wave and smile but there's envy in their eyes   We ain't rich and won't be for a while   But no doubt about it baby we got style      With got pink flamingos in the front yard   Picture window with a view of Wal-Mart   Blue collar heaven domestic bliss   It just doesn't get any better than this   With got pink flamingos in the front yard   Picture window with a view of Wal-Mart   Blue collar heaven domestic bliss   It just doesn't get any better than this   We got pink flamingos   Picture windows   Pink flamingos