This is an epic story   Of low man's love and family pride   But he's still awaiting   A ride      Looking for a wildest enemy   Then only I know you can never care   Man of the world and everywhere   Get your hot pots in the pantry then      I was called extraordinaire   Waiting in a yellow crane   Though you couldn't give a shit   This order that is heaven sent      Take, take, take, take out the trash   Take out the nasty pile of mash   Watch out the baby gonna give you a rash   Oh Lord, take out the trash      You're such a big shot wannabe   Pleading around for all to see   I know you're special and very clean   But you got to take out the daily greens      Joking at explosives   Langerous and listless   Compelling out of more pep   Expensive and explosive      Take, take, take, take out the trash   Take out the nasty pile of mash   Take out the fallen grey hash   Hey, take out the trash      Watch it better how you stash   Here's the chance to make a splash   Take out the trash      I am called extraordinaire   Witty and eloquent   Observing and a motive   Expensive and explosive      Take, take, take, take out the thrash   Take out the nasty pile of mash   Take out the fallen grey hash   Hey, take out the trash      Watch it better how you stash   In some pocket and some cash   Take out the trash      Take out the trash   Take out the trash   Watch it, watch it   Watch it stinking finger   Don't smell your finger   Your stinking finger      Wallowing the funk   Wallowing in the stink   Your friend with red ink   He's wallowing in the stink      Keep wallowing in the stink   Don't smell your finger, finger