So you've no rejection   Shall we say with the ladies?   Well, uh, sometimes I want to   All right, all right, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah      I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent, tent, tent   Where we can both experiment, ment, ment, ment, ment   Yeah, yay, it's so convenient, ent, ent, ent, ent   Let's take a taxi through my tent      Oh, yay, my love is so inscrutable   In a stoic sort of way   But, by baby, it's as beautiful   As a tourniquet      I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna   I'm gonna, I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent, tent, tent   Whoa, whoa, it's only common sense sense sense   I know that you won't mind the stench, stench, stench of the sacrament      I won't let this love destroy her, I can't control this paranoia   I'll have to get a show biz lawyer to stop me   Kill smash smash thrill spill drive fight bite trap scream tear   Scritch, shout      Tent, tent, tent, tent      You'll be laughing like a lunatic   That just got away   Howling like a hypocrite   At an auto-da-fe      I'm gonna get you in my tent tent, tent, tent, tent   We'll find out where the woozle went, went, went, went, went   We'll fill his footprints with cement, ment, ment, ment   We'll dance the tango in my tent