Some things in life are so beautiful   Make you real glad and so dutiful   Some things in life are so beautiful   Make you go back again and again   Make you go right back till the end      Dressed in white, looks just right   All in brown, let's get down   Black on black, a tasty snack   It's amazing it works   It's amazing it works      Black rubber   Tight black rubber   Tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man      A tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man   A tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man      Tight black rubber   Tight black rubber      My baby's so bad, I nearly killed her   She bit me so hard when I just filled her   Another gig and another gilder   I'm all killer and no filler      Mary had a little lamb   The shit was pure as snow   Everywhere that Mary went   And everywhere that Mary went      Black rubber   Tight black rubber   Tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man      A tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man   A tight black rubber   I ain't no chippyin' man      Tight black rubber   Tight black rubber