I went balling the other night   I started drinking and got real tight   I blew each and all my friends   I felt so good I had to blow it again      I said Hey bartender   Hey man, looka here   A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer      Well I saw a chick sitting on the end   I said Baby can't we be friends   You're looking sweet as you can be   Well come on down and drink with me      I said Hey bartender   Hey man looka here   Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer   Elwood!      Well we was having so much fun   I didn't know it was half past one   I turned around to have on more   I looked at the clock and it was half past four      Hey bartender   Hey man look a here   A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer      Well jukebox girl is everything   All the cats began to sing   I heard somebody called and said   Last round for alcohol      I said Hey bartender   Hey bartender   Hey bartender   Hey bartender   Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer