One two three four      People think I'm tall   You probably do too   Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe   And a 16 shoe      As tall as a tree   But as wide as a twig   To top it all off   My wiener is...tiny   My wiener is tiny      Doesn't make any sense it's only 2 1/2   Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh   (Asian tune)   It'll be like nothing you've ever felt   I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt (What?)      Please don't be mean   Please don't be a jerk   I've tried all those pills   Trust me they don't work   Trust me they don't work      If girth was a virtue I'd end up in hell   Right now I'm erect and you can't even tell   You can't even tell      I hate myself   Why isn't it long!   Did my circumcision go horribly wrong   When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob   I can only give you a finger job      Wanna be the stud now I'm the stooge   Wouldn't be weird if my balls weren't so huge   But my balls are huge!   I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse   I gotta let nature take its course   Nature takes its course      Just kidding I'm huge   Sorry about the Asian part