I'm addicted to dirt   That's where I come from   Give me dark black dirt   I want dirt and more dirt      I'm addicted to dirt and stink and mud   I came from the slime into this world   That's where I was born   And the nurses wore masks   I was washed from my momma's arms      Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...      I'm addicted to dirt and filth and spit   Don't make me vomit on cakes and ice cream   My food is in the vacuum cleaner   Give me a shovel and let me dig up a tasty meal of dirt, dirt, dirt!      I've got a problem with dirt-I can't live without it   'Cause I'm addicted to dirt   I'm addicted to dirt and slime and grease and oil   'Cause that's where I'm from      I don't want fancy French cooking   Julia Child...set me a table at your ash tray and feed me dirt!   Give me dirt and more dirt   That's where I'm from   I'm addicted to it   My momma knows so      Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...      I'm related to the earthworm, the cockroach and flys   I come from the filth and odors   That's who I am   Don't give me alcohol or other drugs   I don't need your cocaine or heroin   I just want dirt, plain and simple dirt!      I'm going back where I come from   'Cause I'm addicted to it      I'm hooked on Geraldo   Montel, ????, Howard Stern & MTV   Dirt and more dirt   Give me stories   About bisexuals, trisexuals, transexuals, homosexuals, lesbians    And dysfunctional lives      Give me more of this dirt   'Cause that's who I am      Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...      I'm addicted to dirt and smut and cum   This is my first route   It's how I was born   Put me in a box full of dirt and buried me      I want mountains of dirt   Dark black dirt   That's what I want, I want toilet water for my shower   I want more and more dirt   That's all I need   I'm addicted to it      Tell me   Can you spare some dirt?   Give me a glass of dirt   I'm collecting for the orphans   Would you donate some dirt?      Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...      I'm addicted to dirt 'cause I've seen the clean, sanitized world   Rolled over by bastards with unclean, dirty souls   Where everything is nice and sweet and clean   And I'm going back to my origin   Back to my origin   Back to my origin    Of dirt and squaller 'cause I don't wanna be cleaned by bastards   With filthy stinkin' souls      Please understand I can't help myself   I'm just addicted to dirt      Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...