Drag King Bar   well I was bored with the lesbian scene   I told myself I gotta find another thing   so I strapped on my boots   and I walked down the street   and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.   (drag king bar, that is)      when I walked in at quarter to eight   well I thought that I might be straight   at the drag kind bar last night   it's unlike me to look at boys   when the girls are packing toys   I can dig that scene all right      then across the bar   he played the air guitar   and mouthed those words real sexy   it was then that I surely knew    that this one would be a two   if I played my cards just right      well I was drunk and I was bored   and he was cute so I was lured   at the drag king bar last night   where all the boys are really girls   and the fags whip out their pearls   at the drag king bar last night      then at a quarter to ten   he scoped me again   and drank his beer so sexy   it was then that I surely knew   that this one would be a two   by the end of the night tonight      then he used the line that works everytime   he said hey is this seat taken?    I said no he said let's go   I said where I don't care   I'm a scorpio   take me home right now      then at a quarter to twelve   as I began to delve   into that drag king last night   well my thoughts were so strange   boy my luck sure had changed   I was queen to the king last night