Crossed the street, naked at night   Bent over to show some moonlight   Pulled out some beer and gulped it down   Nude in a gutter is how I was found      Thrown in the police car and the door slammed   No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed   Now in prison for one month, no one to see   All I got is this guy Ben Dover      Don't like hash, don't like rap   Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat   I'm a jerk, I'm a punk   Took a shower 'cause I stunk   Smoked a bong, killed a cat   Had my nuts attacked by rats   Dad got nude, wore a thong   For a hobby I make bombs      Went to a farm to tip some cows   Forgot that I left my pants down   Bent over to pick them up   Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum      The farmer took me to his house   Showed me the closet from the inside out   The police came and took me away   Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay      Don't like hash, don't like rap   Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat   I'm a jerk, I'm a punk   Took a shower 'cause I stunk   Smoked a bong, killed a cat   Had my nuts attacked by rats   Dad got nude, wore a thong   For a hobby I make bombs      Don't like hash, don't like rap   Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat   I'm a jerk, I'm a punk   Took a shower 'cause I stunk   Smoked a bong, killed a cat   Had my nuts attacked by rats   Dad got nude, wore a thong   For a hobby I make bombs   Yeah