(Pidgeon John)   wake up and smell the decay   alrigh today is the day   she is just shopping for shoes   frozen you stare in a daze   and shes amazing you can tell   ?   standing there checking ?   and you just wanna know what this girl is all about   standing there she notices you staring and begins to pout   eye contact switch format, sweat rollnig down your back   nows you chance you say hello and your words begin to dance      (Busdriver)   *hey hey hey*   we hit the stage, ladies howl   wipe my face with a paper towel, haters bow   cuz they know we got the latest album ?   ? but i like the girls fat breasts and thighs   and i dissed her in slow motion cuz i'm showboatin   and i'm sponsored by a ? exec with a waterin eye   who conquered the sky by sellin cigarettes that give me shortness of breathe   and he swindled me out of my endorsement check, but i don't care   cuz i'm a movie star, at the nudie bar puttin c notes in girls bikini tops   and when the cd drops, all we earn's the difference in half a penny that's why I'm black and skinny   *yeah here it goes*      (chorus)   ? inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns and theres something floating in the shallow end   something bloating somebody call the pool man   *pidgeon john in background*   standing there noticing you and then she X2      (Busdriver)   ? of sunshine, why don't you jump in my paper camera   we should chill sometime, it fits perfectly well in the day planner   ?   ? don't have to impersonate a black mare to get a good look at a blue thong   and you can be the girl ?   so i'm down on my knees and i'm asking if you want to get an apartment with me   you don't really have to cook and clean ?      (pidgeon John)   Its like when you fix your car, and you're feeling great   its like when your car breaks down on your first date   you take sudafed you stay up late and debate   ? you feel so dumb she can't relate   but she's still cool with you smilin she makes a fool of you   you take the bus instead, no prob no attitude   its such a dream don't wake up you don't have too   on your way all your friends don't even matter do they      (chorus X2)   *in background*   eye contact switch format, sweat rollnig down your back   nows you chance you say hello and your words begin to dance