well i walked up to the bar   i laid down my platinum card   then i ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends   well the barmaid passed them out   and before we chugged them down   i held mine up,said, "Here's to us" and then   this blonde slid up to me, she said, "that was awful sweet"   and then i saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall   well he broke up our hug, with a six-foot-five inch shove   and i found myself slammed up against the wall      CHORUS:      why does everybody want to kick my ass   i'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't   and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast   why does everybody want to kick my ass      well i never been the type to walk up and pick a fight   i've always been the kind to get along   i throw parties all the time, and they're always on my dime   we drink and dance and smoke until the dawn   well my style of stress relief,sometimes disturbs the peace   the police show up, cut donuts in my yard   and while the zeppelin's playin' loud, they run off my party crowd   they cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard      why does everybody want to kick my ass   i'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't   and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast   why does everybody want to kick my ass      and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast   why does everybody want,   it seems like everybody wants,   why does everybody want to kick my ass!