A brand new story for ya   My attention’s so very short   Well was it I or E that came after C?   And 2 + 2 is a bore   Teacher tried to get through   Teach you reach you   But my mind wasn’t on   Driftin’ right on   Slow yourself down and concentrate   All you gotta do is self medicate      A D D   Easy as 1 2 6   So simple to derail me   Can’t you see ADD’s distractin’ me?   Let me try to focus just a little bit   Start to think of somethin’ but I always keep forgettin’ it      Readin’ writin’ ‘rithmatic are to difficult to learn for me   I can’t even find my boots and socks in the mornin’   And I look and they’re on my feet   Doc, Doc, Doc fix me up some Ridilin   Fix me Ridilin   Gotta get an A   Then I look away   Or a B or C   Oooh, F will do   Come on Mr. Teacher ‘cause I gotta get to school      A D D   It’s easy as 1 2 6   As simple it’s doe rae fa   ADD that’s what keeps distractin’ me   ADD you and you      “Sit down kids! I’m tryin’ to count ya. Now, get up, class and run around the room.”      That’s how spacey I can be   ADD has got me   I can’t count past 2 or 3   It’s a commonality   ADD   That’s how spacey I can be   Got a case to sell for free