i got this cool idea..      i promise to make you feel bad, to make you feel worthless.   i'll take every chance to make you sad, like you're never important.      cause i want to be a jerk.   isn't that what you want?      i promise to make fun of you when you're around your friends.   and if i can, well i will use you. but please don't take offense.      well i made every attempt to make you happy.   well maybe that's my fault, cause you never loved me.   cause i was never a jerk.   and you didn't want that.      and i promise to make you cry.   feel little inside.   and feel helpless at night.    then maybe i will get my chance.      cause i just want to be a jerk.   isn't that what you want?