It's time to play the music   It's time to fight the fights   It's time to meet the monkeys on the monkey show tonight      It's time to put on make-up   It's time to hallucinate   It's time to scream out loud   And vent out loud our hate      We know when you've been sleeping   We know when you're awake   We know that you've been jerking   So be good or we'll kill you      And now let's get things started   This song is so retarded   It sounds just like I farted   The most inspirational, inspirational, confrontational, monkey-national   This is what we call the monkey show