Well, it rained like hell    In the city last night   And the leaves fell down today    My head is a radio station that won't take off    I am standing on the corner    Trying to do my very best Keith Richards    Who's doing his best Nick Drake    Doing his very best impression of me    Play guitar, stop singing along    There's a hole in my head    Where the pictures of you have gone    And, try as I might,    I cannot shake the feeling    That my life is a joke gone wrong    Play guitar, stop singing along      There's a mighty fine line    Between a love affair and a car crash    There's a great divide    Between you and I these days    And I wouldn't set foot    In Toledo again if you paid me    Bang my head against the wall    Trying to find your earthly remains    Play guitar, stop singing along    There's a hole in my head    Where the pictures of you have gone    And, try as I might,    I cannot shake the feeling    That my life is a joke gone wrong    Play guitar, stop singing along      There's a streetlight, there's a firefight, there's a bottle in every hand    There's a message on the window, there's a line drawn in the sand    And I am begging you, I am begging you, "Baby, please don't leave your man"    And I am holding my breath 'til my heart starts beating again    I can see my breath on this February New Jersey morning    I can hear the bagpipes ringing in the Ides of March    I can see you shaking your head without moving a muscle    I can hear your voice but I can't remember your name    Play guitar, stop singing along    There's a hole in my head    Where the pictures of you have gone    And, try as I might,    I cannot shake the feeling    That my life is a joke gone wrong   Play guitar, stop singing along