Wearing cut-up jean shorts, or maybe a tracksuit   Driving to the school in my Chevy Nova   Between my legs is a super-bug gulp cup of Coca-Cola   I may be a skid but my kids don't drink Coca-Cola, they'll drink lemonade.      For you, I'd be a skidly dad   'Cause you are so cute, you knock me off my ten-speed and a smashed up six-pack   For you, I'd be a skidly dad   'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away.      Saturday afternoons, watching wrestling VHS   Teaching my kids the Iron Sheik's finishing move: the Camel Clutch   'Cause I know in my mind my kids will be able soon to beat my weak ass   So I better slap them in the Camel Clutch while I still can.      For you, I'd be a skidly dad   'Cause you are so cute, I fall off my ten-speed and smash my six-pack   For you, I'd be a skidly dad   'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away   Until I am declared legally dead.