Had no job in years   Takes up all of my time   But it's all right   For a little while   He said he would if he could, he said it!   He would if he could      Sleeping on my floor   Wakes up at midday   But it's alright   Cos he sleeps okay   He said he would if he could, he said it!   He would if he could      Civilisation's work is done   With number one   Civilisation's work is done   Oh yeah      Has no thought of time   Teenage years are for wasting   And his twenties are   Just the same   He said he would if he could, he said it!   He would if he could, he said it   He would if he could, he said it   He would if he could