If all men are evil and all the girls are good   There are bad men in the dead trees and a girl in the wood   All the little children, when you catch him, open up his soul   Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole   And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now   And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now      Take out the fake shovel and wade it through the earth   This man is so old with evil he should have been put down at birth   But the people can't decide whether to laugh or cry   I say 'hang him on the TV, don't give a blind fuck, this man deserves to die'   And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now   And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now      And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now      If all men are evil, then all girls are good   There's bad language in the trees, something dirty in the wood   All the little children, when you catch him, open up his soul   Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole   And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now   And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan   Oh yeah I'm happy now