i met a girl the other night in a chatroom   showed her my picture and she told me I was cute   she asked me where i live, i told her in my room   "how 'bout you?"   we talked for hours and she said that we should meet   gave her directions to a bar right down the street   came up behind me, put her hand over my eyes   i turned around, it was a fifty year old guy      well, i don't know what to do   instead of getting laid i got screwed   called my friend and all that he could do was say      rotflmmfao   rotflmmfao   rotflmmfao   rollin' on the floor...well, that's all that i know      i met a girl the other night in a chatroom   show me her picture and i told her she was cute   said "whacha wearin'?" and she told me she was nude   "how 'bout you?"   she started talkin' sexy, then got really mean   wanted to tie me up and watch me bleed   asked her how old she was and she told me thirteen   "now on your knees."      and i don't know what to do   instead of getting laid i got screwed   called my friend and all that he could do was say      rotflmmfao   rotflmmfao   rotflmmfao   rollin' on the floor...well, that's all that i know