It's all a mystery to me   How did you ever make it onto TV?   You must suck a mean dick but you're not even funny   And now you've got your own show   With the people paid to laugh at your jokes   The whole time I wonder just how many people did you blow   You fucking jerk      Hate your smile   Hate your face   Hate your guts   But most of all   Hate your smile   Hate your face   Hate your guts   But most of all, Bob Saget I hate you      Whenever I see your face   I think that you're a fucking disgrace   Like to grab you by the throat but I know it's not my place   I want to, I want to   And nog you're living life too comfortable   Just the thought of you makes my skin crawl   How does it feel to know that everyone thinks that you're an asshole?   You fuckin jerk      Hate your smile   Hate your face   Hate your guts   But most of all   Hate your smile   Hate your face   Hate your guts   But most of all Bob Saget I hate you      Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate you   Bob Saget I hate YOU