I have a question to ask the world       Why the hell does everybody read those stupid magazines    What the hell is with these stupid sex tips and celebrities    Why do people give a damn about celebrities' love lives    Brad and Jen, Ben and Jen, Vince and Jen    Tom and Katie and Angelina Jolie       When will people realize    That celebrities are just like us    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're not better, they're just richer    And that the red carpet    Doesn't make them a better person    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're just like us, they're just famous       Why the hell do girls all want to look like Jessica Simpson    Why the hell do girls care so much about being beautiful    Jesus, when will girls realize that true beauty doesn't lie    In their face, in their breast, in their thighs    But in their hearts and in their minds       Why the hell do guys all want to look and dress just like Usher    Why the hell do guys have to act a certain way to be cool    God, when will guys realize that their best qualities do not lie    In their face, in their abs, in their balls    But in their hearts and in their minds       When will people realize    That celebrities are just like us    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're not better, they're just richer    And that the red carpet    Doesn't make them a better person    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're just like us, they're just famous       People need to stop idolizing them    We all make mistakes, they're no different    Even Lennon beat his wife    Fairytale weddings are a fairytale    Starving yourself to be thin is not good    And no, blondes don't have more fun       Do you really think that they enjoy their lack of privacy    Everywhere they go they're haunted by a damn Paparazzi    It doesn't matter what they do, they can't get a moments peace    Here's a message for everybody    Their lives are not a soap opera       When will people realize    That celebrities are just like us    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're not better, they're just richer    And that the red carpet    Doesn't make them a better person    They laugh, they bleed, they die, they revenge    They're just like us, they're just famous