he's really big and pudgy and he's jolly too   his name is fatman and he might eat you      fatman   fatman      don't let him in your house   or he'll eat all your food   he goes by fatman and he's a really big dude   he'll drink your kool aid and eat your nutty bars   don't fight him to the food cause that's bound to leave scars   some say he'll settle down but i wouldn't count on it   he's big, fat, pudgy, and round but watch out where he sits      fatman   fatman      he loves his fatness and of that he's proud   he's worth a million dollars at five bucks a pound   how he can still walk is a thought to ponder   all around town lookin for food he'll wander   you cannot penetrate him with a baseball bat   and all of this is because he's really fat      fatman   fatman      and you ask whis fatman is of whom i sing   well ya see this FATMAN is me