Everybody's saying   That I'm not so cool   So I'm going back to charm school   Charm school...      Here in my new neckti   Feeling so refined   Working on my handshake and my smile   And though I'm always late   And I can't stand up straight   I'm sure they'll find me charming in a while      Such a dainty curtsey   Darling little child   Let me hold your hand, keep you from harm   I'm learning everyday   I practice what to say   I'm working in the mirror on my charm      Every little lesson   Every gilded rule   I follow or forget in my own way   Those lovely afternoons   With all those forks and spoons   My charm school made me ready for today