Don’t talk to me about heroes   Most of these men sing like surfs   Jesus was a black man   No Jesus was Batman   No, no, no, no, not at all   That was Bruce Wayne      Who got the biggest   Who got the biggest   Who got the biggest brain   For a year I did bang her   And Dennis sleeps fucked off   He’ll surface again      Don’t talk to me about heroes   Most of these men sing like Surfs   Don’t talk to me about your big big heroes   Most of these men sing like surfs         He never a sad man   Or so call mean bad man   Or that’s just down to the strain   Well he hand out fish man   With his centred parted sun tan   Then cut all the lame      Who got the biggest   Who got the biggest   Who got the richest brain   Jesus was a black man   No Jesus was Batman   No, no, no, no, fuck   That was Bruce Wayne      Don’t talk to me about heroes   Most of these men sing like Surfs   Don’t talk to me about your big big heroes   Most of these men sing like surfs      We lead double lives   We deal in sex and beautiful women   [Whispered] Contemplating      Don’t talk to me about heroes   Most of these men sing like Surfs   Don’t talk to me about your big big heroes   Most of these men sing like surfs