Tried to save the trees   Bought a platsic bag   The bottom fell out   It was a piece of crap      Saw it on the tube   Bought it on the phone   Now you're home alone   It's a piece of crap      I tried to plug in it   I tried to turn it on   When I got it home   It was a piece of crap      Got it from a friend   On him you can depend   I found out in the end   It was a piece of crap      I'm trying to save the trees   I saw it on TV   They cut the forest down   To build a piece of crap      I went back to the store   They gave me four more   The guy told me at the door   It's a piece of crap