Last night I was cool at the pool hall   Held the table for eleven games   Nothing was easier than the first seven   I beat a woman with varicose veins      She stopped to see herself   In the mirror   Fix her hair and hide heir veins   But she lost the game      Next day I went to the dentist   Pulled some teeth and I lost some blood   We'd like to thank you for the cards you sent us   My wives and I were all choked up      I recall how Caesar and Cleo   Made love in the Milky Way   They needed boats and armies to get there   I know there's a better way      I saw the movie and I read the book   But when it happened to me   I sure was glad I had what it took   To get away      Gotta get away, gotta get away   Gotta get away, gotta get away   Gotta get away, gotta get away   Gotta get away, gotta get out of here, gotta get away      I'm making another delivery   Of chemicals and sacred roots   I'll hold what you have to give me   But I'll use what I have to use      The lasers are in the lab   The old man is dressed in white clothes   Everybody says he's mad   No one knows the things that he knows      No one knows, no one knows, no one knows, no one knows   No one knows, no one knows, no one knows, no one knows   No one knows, no one knows, no one knows, no one knows   No one knows, no one      I'm sleepin' in every hallway   I just can't accept the stares   I'm using too many covers   I'm warm and so I don't care      I'm thinkin' of no one   In my mind   Sedan delivery is a job I know I'll keep   It sure was hard to find      Hard to find, hard to find a job, hard to find, hard to find   Harder to find, harder to find   Harder to find, oh harder to find   They're hard to find, they're so hard to find, hard to find, hard to find