I woke up this morning   smelling like lemons   Salt on the back of my hand   Mouth was so dry, I couldnt even spit   My eyes felt like they were full of sand   I called Troy Jenkins to see if he survived   My head pounding like a stone   he started reeling off things I did last night   as I cried out over the phone      CHROUS   "I did what? I smooshed Who?   Oh tell me the boss wasnt there   and   when i stripped of my jeans   and did a slide in my underwear   I did what?   I mooned who?   Oh this time I guess I crossed the line   There'll be hell to pay   but what can I say   I must have had a real good time      Troy laughed and said   some guy named Red   has been looking for you all night   and oh by the way   his girl said to say   "just come back any old time."   Troy went down the list of of the things I'd done   As I cried out in misery   I was thinking real hard about leaving town   and changing my identity