Bell on door clanks come on in   Floyd observes my hairy chin   Sit down chair don't be afraid   Steamed hot towel on my face      I was shaved   I was shaved   I was shaved      Barney ties me to the chair   I can't see I'm really scared   Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip   Pee-pee pressed against my lips      I was shamed   I was shamed   I was shamed      I sense others in the room   Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume   They take turns and cut me up   I die smothered in Andy's butt      I was shaved   I was shaved   I was shaved