Now there's a big fat turkey or maybe a ham   Round fluffy biscuits all covered with jam   Blackberry, huckleberry, mince and pumpkin pies   If you don't watch out, you're gonna double your size      Mommy's in the kitchen and Daddy's at the tree   Little boys and girls all shouting with glee   Granny sets the table, everyone's in place   When she says, "Come and get it", you really see a race      Look at the jiblip gravy   And the big brown drumstick   Daddy says, "Don't get the tummy ache   Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake"      There's a floating custard and pudding too   Oodles and oodles for me and you   I'll say one thing and you must agree   What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner can be      Look at the jiblib gravy   And the big brown drumstick   Daddy says, "Don't get the tummy ache   Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake"      There's a floating custard and pudding too   Oodles and oodles for me and you   I'll say one thing and you must agree   What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner will be      Now we're all together what bountiful fare   Mother sits down next to babies high chair   Daddy folds his hand and bows his head   Let's all give thanks for the blessings we have