[Originally by The Dickies]      Dear Sirs,   To whom is may concern   theres facts I'd like to learn   so many things I wanna know   especially trivial info paraphernalia   badges and regalia please send me everything      Cause I   am interested in you   and everything you do   I find myself at all your shows   could you tell me were you buy your clothes   could you sign my little sisters face   put your signature any place and please send me a bio      Cause we've got fan mail   we really really read it   Fan Mail   we really really read it      I sent you my letter now I want a reply   you don't know any better than you won't take your time   with my Fan Mail      So I would like to know just if and when   you'll be in town again   so that I could meet with you   and brag at my friends at school   have you been all around the world   have you seen every kinda of girl   or are you from the other side      Cause you   you can't believe everything that you read   with the hypocrisy and the greed   the papers all the things that they say   they don't tell me anything anyway   that's why I've gotta get it straight from you   without an obligation      My Fan Mail (oohs and ahhs)      What's this I find to my surprise   those fans that I idolized   no longer seem to exist   now tell me what can be the cause of this   perhaps it could be their egos   I tell you heaven only knows   I didn't even get a newsletter      Fan Mail send it out to me   Fan Mail Special delivery