[Sample: Interview with Gene Simmons of KISS]   [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense   of humor about that? Does it seem funny to you?"      [Gene Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."      [Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, that's right!"      [Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to   put the book down and confront life. The notion is, that   If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're   also going to have to welcome me with open legs."      [Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious thing to say."      [Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back   that I wouldn't say to your face?"      [Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk   To a woman, to do that shtick?"      [Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women   have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is   "why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to   me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it both ways."      [Verse 1: Necro]   Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit   That's how you get one to eat a dick   Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick   They like to get dissed, they like it rough   Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed   And they come back for more   Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"   That's why they like to suck penis   Don't ever let them tell you different   Women are just as horny as men   They're just programmed inhibition   That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts   Down to take it in their butts   They're always lickin' somebody's nuts   And why not? That's why God made 'em   Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em   Cause before that, Adam was fucking animals   That's why women like to get fucked like animals   It's only natural   And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches   I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious   I'm just stating facts that are down to take a smack   And they'll break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact   They say they're not into games   But those are the dames playing the most games   The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine   They're acting like they're so tame   But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names   Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack"   And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back      Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet   It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said   Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp   They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant   But one thing ugly bitches are good for   Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor   So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch   Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely   And I know some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that"   But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as they rap   Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap   As long as he convinces you he's an emotional cat   And if he's a cold person that got money   Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies   They're not dummies   Money turns bitches on   Once you're broke, the bitch is gone   Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs   It'll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on   I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong   But I've been broke for centuries   And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees      I guess that's how you know you got game   I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame   I know cats that trip, they're practically paying the bitch   And they can't even play with the clit   Cause she's saying some shit   Portraying like she's afraid of dick   Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick   She's playing you quick   She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it   Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the slut   And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck"   She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul   And we're down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around   So we're looked at as bank accounts   Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce   Not sayin' all women are like this   But yo, I got no problem with it   I'll pay the price if she got the right tits   I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight clit   If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick   I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last   Like a French maid with a fat ass   If I had mad cash, I'd open up a whorehouse   Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out   She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked   She should've known that when she hit the deck   Not to stop suckin' until she whipped her neck   After all, I bought her a beer   And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth   And make sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here   But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold      Skeez and do what you're told   Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole   Cause when a man gets old, he blossoms   But when a woman gets old, she starts rotting   There's not too many options   Just plenty doctors with operations and lotions   Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old skin   You can't escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs   It's a law of nature to die   You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies   These companies are playing games of lies   That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives that are 25   So what's my point?   You bitches better lick up   Before corrosion eats your lips up   And they aren't soft enough to dick suck      [Sample: American Pimp]   "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig?   Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're   gonna have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."