Woke up this morning and I had those Walking Blues (x2)      I wasn't walkin' nowhere 'cause I didn't have no floor!         Staring over the edge of the bed      My old lady lying next to me, I started to cry (x2)      She said "I'm gonna take this diploma,      I'm gonna slice you in the eye!"         Well I'm alright (he's alright) (x9)      'cause I got a degree!         Escaping through my window      There's a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)      I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foam         So I'm sittin' in this cell      My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)      I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least it's got a floor!         chorus