Words & music by paul simon      There's been some hard feelings here   About some words that were said   Been some hard feelings here   And what is more   There's been a bloody purple nose   And some bloody purple clothes   That were messing up the lobby floor   It's just apartment house rules   So all you 'partment fools   Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!   One man's ceiling is another man's floor         There's been some strange goin's on   And some folks have come and gone   Like the elevator man don't work no more   I heard a racket in the hall   And I thought I heard a call   But I never opened up my door   It's just apartment house sense   It's like apartment rents   Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!   One man's ceiling is another man's floor!         There's an alley   In the back of my building   Where some people congregate in shame   I was walking with my dog   And the night was black with smog   When I thought I heard somebody   Call my name      Ah-- remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!   One man's ceiling is another man's floor!