We're so sorry Uncle Albert    We're so sorry if we caused you any pain    We're so sorry Uncle Albert    But there's no one left at home    And I believe I'm gonna rain    We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day    We're so Sorry Uncle Albert    But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring       We're so sorry Uncle Albert    But we haven't done a bloody thing all day    We're so sorry Uncle Albert    But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away       Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky    Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky    Admiral Halsey notified me    He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea    I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie    (the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)       Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky    Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky       Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)    Get your feet up off the ground    Live a little, get around    Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)    Get your feet up off the ground    Live a little, get around       Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky    Hand across the water (water)    Heads across the sky    Ooo------------Ooo-------------