Said, farewell to my last hotel   It was never much kind of abode   Glasgow town never brought me down   When I was heading out on the road      Carlisle City never looked so pretty   And the Kendal freeway's fast   Slowdown driver, want to stay alive   I want to make this journey last      Helen, hell on wheels   Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels   Helen, hell on wheels   And they never gonna take her away      M6 South down to Liverpool   Where they play the west coast sound   Sailor Sam, he came from Birmingham   But he never will be found      Doing fine when a London sign   Greets me like a long lost friend   Mister Motor, won't you check her out   She's got to take me back again      Helen, hell on wheels   Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels   Helen, hell on wheels   And they never gonna take her away