Ooh, well, I got a girl with a record machine   When it comes to rockin', she's a queen   Went to a dance on a Saturday night   All alone where I could hold her tight   She lives on the twentieth floor uptown   The elevator's broken down      So I walk one, two flight, three flight four   Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more   Up on the twelfth I'm starting to sag   Fifteen before I'm ready to drag   Get to the top and I'm too tired to rock      Well, she, she called me up on the telephone   Said, "Come on over, baby, I'm all alone"   I said, "Baby, you're mighty sweet   But I'm in bed with a aching feet"   This went on for a couple of days   But I could not stay away      I walk one, two flight, three flight four   Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more   Up on the twelfth I'm starting to sag   Fifteen before I'm ready to drag   Get to the top and I'm too tired to rock   You know I'm too tired, babe      Well, sent to Chicago for repairs   Till it's fixed I'm usin' the stairs   I hope they hurry, before it's too late   You know, I love my baby too much to wait   All this climbing is getting me down   They'll find my corpse draped over the rail      But I walk one, two flight, three flight four   Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more   Up on the twelfth I'm starting to sag   Fifteen before I'm ready to drag   I get to the top and I'm too tired to rock   Ohh, woh      Ooh, well, I got a girl with a record machine   When it comes to rockin', you know she's a queen   Went to a dance on a Saturday night   All alone where I could hold her tight   She lives on the twentieth floor uptown   The elevator's broken down      Well, I walk one, two flight, three flight four   Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more   Up on the twelfth I'm starting to sag   Fifteen before I'm ready to drag   I get to the top and I'm too tired to rock