Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me   Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2   I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue   I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street   I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat    Can't touch me!   Can't touch me!   Can't touch me      Stop! Peter time   I'm a big shot, there's no doubt   Light a fire then pee it out   Don't like it, kiss my rump   Just for a minute, let's all do the bump   Can't touch me!   Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump   Can't touch me!      I'm Presidential Peter   Interns think I'm hot   Don't care if your handicapped   I'll still park in your spot   I've been around the world   From Hartford to Backbay   It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter   Let's see Regis rap this way    Can't touch me!      (spoken) Except you, you can touch me.