Perry . . .    Yes?    What's the matter?    Ah! With all the girls in the world    I gotta get tangled up with an acrobat!    What kinda crack is that?    Well, listen . . .       I gulped a little goldfish    from a goldfish bowl    Well, that proves your age!    Once I spent a weekend    on a cold flagpole!    Look Ma, no hands!    Went over old Niagara    in a leaky canoe    You betcha!    I even charmed a cobra    with a blue kazoo    I tied my little cousin    to a railroad track    Ouch!    I put the next to last straw    on the camel's back    But the LAST STRAW!    I mean the very LAST STRAW!    was to fall in love with you . . .       Mr. Como!    Are you quite through?    Well!    Well, listen to this . . .       I went and dug for oysters,    in the Klondike Rush,    I lost a whole safari    in an underbrush    That isn't easy!    Went over the Sahara    on an old pair of skies    I did some acrobatics    on the high trapeze    Look Man no hands!    I found a green banana    in some cracker jack    I placed the next to last straw    on the camel's back    But the LAST STRAW!    I mean the very LAST STRAW!    was to fall in love with you . . .       All right MAN, top that!       I made an ocean voyage    on a floatin' log    That's nothin'    I've held a conversation    with a talking dog . . .    Victor of course!    I saved up nearly twenty-thousand    pop bottle tops    Well, listen to this . . .    I designed the paper pants    for loin lamb chops    I tried to find a barber    who would cut my hair    But Baby Doll,    whatever maka you picka my chair?    Well, that's the LAST STRAW!    I mean the very LAST STRAW!    'cause I fell in love with you . . .       But Perry . . .    You winked at me in Woolworth's    on the second floor!    But I thought you were the Hutton girl    that owned that BIG store!    Well, that's the LAST STRAW!    I mean the very LAST STRAW!    'cause I fell in love with you . . .       Words and Music by    Lenny Stack