A toast to the booty   Feel that, do that   For how else can you capture a boogie   If you don't attack from the back   To the rear, march      My name is the one   Some people call me the funk   Here's a toast to the boogie!   Said my name is the one   Some people call me the funk, oh   I'll toast to that      And when I find a vacant booty   I move right in on the rump, ooh   I'm like a camel   Humpin' to please   I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah   Here's a toast to the boogie      I've got jam in my knee   And I'm ready to spread   All around the world for the funk   I'll toast to that   We don't cut in   We just butt in   So baby, may I have this dance?      Here's a toast to the boogie   We'll dance to that   Bottoms up      I'll toast to that   I'll toast to that   Bottoms up!      Here's a toast to the boogie   We'll funk to that, bottoms up   Here's a toast to the boogie   We'll funk to that, bottoms up      Oww, my name is the one   Some people call me the funk   Here's a toast to the boogie   Said my name is the one   Some people call me the funk   I'll toast to that      And when I find a vacant booty   I move right in on the rump   (Move in on the rump)   I'm like a camel   Double-humpin' to please   I am up to my hump in my funk   Here's a toast to the boogie      I've got jam in my knees   And I'm ready to spread   All around the world for the funk   All around the world for the funk      I am Sir Nose   D'Voidoffunk   (Double-humpin' to please)   And I will never dance   Prepare to meet your end, Starchild   For a tail is nothing but a long booty      And this is a tale that I win in the end   And I have pinned the tail on the funky   And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild   Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild      Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild   And I have made a jackass out of the funk   Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss   I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk   Shall never dance!      Yo ho, yourself, Starchild   Where's your flash light?   Where's your bop gun?   Where's the doctor, Starchild?   Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild   Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss