I want to let you in on a story    that I got to tell   about good dreams in heaven not   bad dreams in hell   started with punk rock   and then evolved to hip hop   the party popped off    like the fireworks on my block   alonzo is the street that I take dweel   a little white trash    and a little bit swell   I take you back   and take a step down   July was the month    I was born 8 pounds   my bad side   my sign is Leo defraud the hoax with a ruby   king of the jungle yet I try to be humble   but I should to let yall know what I'm about   attack your brain fast drop knowledge   the I'm out I'm a freak but I got some class    I'll bring the fucking ruckus    and you can bring the grass    have a session   good times is the lesson   the men will cease fire and    the girls could stop stressin   come on baby doll please jerk me off   perverted state of mind    baby help me get my nut off   what's wrong girly    don't know the art of a quicky    my balls hang low    and they produce something icky    from my dick to your skin   hands rub it in    I know you love lotion baby   thats how I begin    sexual feiding in my dreams    she was screaming down on her knees   as she eating on my semen    I've this problem    I don't wanna say    but to tell you the truth everybody   I be doing it every day    you may think I'm stupid    you may think I'm queer   but to tell you the truth everybody   jackin off is better than beer!!!!!!    my bad side