You know I love to drink my share of whiskey, beer and wine   But lately I've had one too many, one too many times   So bartender, I've been thinkin' up a drinkin' resolution   I've thought about it long and hard and here is my solution      Cut me off at one tonight that's gonna be my limit   Help me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend it   I can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home early   So cut me off at one tonight or about one thirty      If they held a honky tonk marathon, I know I'd win the prize   'Cause every night when I crawl home the sun gets in my eyes   But tonight its gonna be different, yeah, I'm finally cuttin' down   In fact I feel so good, I think I'll buy another round      So cut me off at two tonight that's gonna be my limit   Help me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend it   I can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home early   So cut me off at two tonight or about two thirty      Well, there's more to life than fun   And games and it's high time that I learn   There's times you gotta sacrifice   And I guess that it's my turn      So cut me off at three tonight that's gonna be my limit   Help me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend it   I can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home early   So cut me off at three tonight or about three thirty      Yeah, cut me off at three tonight   Or about three thirty, yeah