Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers    Turn their attention from beating the buggers    Pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers       Backwoods nation...       Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen    To whip the new hate riots into a frenzy    Of good versus evil ignoring the history   Of the Backwoods Nation      Ain't it a shame    When due process   Stands in the way of swift justice      Calling all frat' boys    To trade in their hazing    Their keggers and cocaine    And casual date raping    For cabinet appointments    And rose-garden tapings       Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation