{If you'd like to make a call   Dial your operator   If you need help, try, try again   Try, try again}      I got it started to my face   I got it started to my face, right?   What you thought   There wasn't gonna be no retaliation?      Ha, ha, ha   You gotta be kiddin'   You call my name four times on a record?   Hey, hey      {If you need help   Try, try again, try again}      Yo, "Return of Jack the Ripper," what? Nigga please   I'ma push you further back than your hairline recedes   New York City, don't get it confused   Your song will last as long as your part in "Krush Groove"      Body moves, the battles, bullets, the lesson   You write about being a veteran but not a legend   Back from the war with thirty-two medals of honor   You claimin' underground but never been to Bobbito the Barber      Gimme them medals back, since you forgot how to rap   Call DJ Bobcat and ask him where them old records at   Like Channel Five karate, my kick is gonna reach ya   A new episode where the student kills the teacher      Any last words before I send you to your dream?   Hold my hands and pray      [Unverified]      You don't got knowledge yourself   So you don't know what that mean, aight?   Who supped you up to do the record   In the first place?      It lacked taste, you get "The Gas Face"   Like 3rd Bass   L.L. stands for Lickin' Lyor, or Lickin' Lichty   Lickin' Lyles, Lickin' Labels, lickin' they balls      Under the conference room table   When you hear this record, you bound to go AWOL   I worked too hard for this life is serious   This ain't bulls-eye, I ain't your target practice      So call Mr. Martin, I rarely kill often   But in this sound clash, I got a bodybuilder's coffin   Back from Miami where your record got no heat   That's why your Def Jam interns call it, "Battle of the Beats"   You're weak nigga      {If you need help, try, try again   Try again}      Yo, this my question   What's your question?      What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this?   What's Clef?   I'm not a Bob Marley impostor   What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this?   Tell your ghost writers, "Go write something better"      {If you need help, try, try again   Try again}      Guess who? Uh, oh, uh, oh   Here we go, oh, uh, oh   Every two records you do scenario   You get the best MCs, how? To rhyme first      Of course you rap last, so you can show off your skirt   I guess, it didn't work on, "4, 3, 2, 1"   You got out done by Canibus the young gun   Your last weapon is to call out Wyclef Jean      Not knowing that you callin' fire for your cremation   Jammin' and cool, sumpthin' like you      Jamaicans say, "L.L. a fool"   Kids wet too who do the pool   Let bells ring like Sunday school   L.L. Cool J is hard as hell?      So hard at night he's Jezebel   I heard the teller, Himmemel   How you think he wrote the song?   Rock the bells      Yo, Clef   I know you got styles but get back to the issue kid   This is real      Yo, don't get me angry, like the Hulk, I'll turn green   Your marriage is a cover up 'cause you use Vaseline   Fun love of hip-hop, these lyrics got you steamed   Knowing damn well that bad men don't wear G-strings      Another side of Clef, the face you won't seein' oppressed   I even got the Devil worshipers sayin', "God bless"   You star struck and I'ma buck you like Carlito   And when they say, "Who did it?," you tell them Benny Blanco      Wyclef, preacher's son, check the revelation   Polygram buy Def Jam for twenty million   MCA buy Polygram for eleven billion   I come to Sony and get pimped by the Haitian-Sicilians      And I'll even, get you an ad in, "The Source"   You'll be the first rapper selling products for hair loss   The W Y C L E F, Wyclef   The return of 'Jack the Ripper' was only to meet his death      The next time, you wanna dis me for kicks   Get off my dick, go somewhere and lick your lips, bitch   If you need help, try, try again, try again   Rest in peace      What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this?   What's Clef?   I'm not a muscle man impostor   What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this?      Watch what you ask for 'cause you just might get it   Yo, this is Naomi Campbell chillin' with Wyclef   I just wanna tell you L.L., your record is wack   L.L., why don't you just give up?      {If you need help, try, try again   Try again   If you need help, try, try again   Try, try again}