its time tonight to go down to   the greatest restaurant in the world   where forks are useless   gimmie, gimmie, meaty goodness on a plate   and keep it hot maybe with a baked potato   come on baby let me fill your belly   with a porky pig dipped in special marinade   keep it coming, keep it coming   every ten mintues or so   till I cant stand up   cause no one could ever make a pig   into the greatest all you can eat ribs...only at      Big Eds! [x4]      they'll try to fill you with the salad, but you gotta just say NO!   it'll make less room for that   super meaty, goodie, goodie, finger licking piggie love   got no room for chicken   lets build a rib tower higher then we did before   we got plenty of wet naps   oh so damn good that your friend wanna lick your hands   I tell no lie cause there aint no doubt when duty calls   that Big Ed's BBQ will crush em' all!...say it now!      Big Ed's! [x4]