This here's a jam for all the fellas   Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us   Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous   Play hard to get females get jealous   Okay smarty go to a party   Girls are scantily clad and showin' body   A chick walks by you wish you could sex her   But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter      Next days function high class luncheon   Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'   Music comes on people start to dance   But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants   A girl starts walking guys start gawking   Sits down next to you and starts talking   Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove   So come on fatso and just bust a move      You're on a mission and your wishin'   Someone could cure your lonely condition   Lookin' for love in all the wrong places   No fine girls just ugly faces   Some frustration first inclination   Is to become a monk and leave the situation   But every dark tunnel has a light of hope   So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope      Your movie's showin', so you're goin'   Could care less about the five you're blowin'   Theater gets dark just to start the show   Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row   She's dressed in yellow, she says   ?Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow?   You run over there without a second to lose   And what comes next hey bust a move      In this city ladies look pretty   Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty   Tell a funny joke just to get some play   Then you try to make a move and she says, ?No way?   Girls are fakin' goodness sakin'   They want the man who brings home the bacon   Got no money and you got no car   Then you got no women and there you are      Some girls are sadistic, materialistic   Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic   They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan   So a brother with the money can be their man   So on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin'   Everything you have is yours and not stolen   A girl runs up with somethin' to prove   So don't just stand there bust a move      Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry   In five days from now he's gonna marry   He's hopin' you can make it there if you can   'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man   You say neat-O, check your libido   And roll to the church in your new tuxedo   The bride walks down just to start the wedding   And there's one more girl you won't be getting      So you start thinkin' then you start blinking   The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking   She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back   And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked   Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin'   You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'   Says she wants to dance to a different groove   Now you know what to do just bust a move