They call you Mr. Personality   You're so ugly      When I look at you   I go out of my mind   It's like I'm looking   At someone's behind   You make the children scream   And baby's cry   With your crusty teeth   And your blood shot eyes      Ha ha   Mr. Personality   Man that's ugly      They call you Mr. Personality   You're so ugly      No matter what you wear   Your face doesn't matter   I don't think you were born   You had to be hatched   Everyone you meet   Gets one hell of a scare   They can't fall asleep   Cause your a walking nightmare      Ha ha ha ha   Mr. Personality   Man that's ugly      They call you Mr. Personality   You're so ugly      Ha ha   Mr. Personality   Man that's ugly   Is that your face   Or did your neck throw up something      Ha ha   Mr. Personality   Man that's ugly      They call you Mr. Personality   You're so ugly