charlie had a missioncharlie had a questcharlie had a question that stumped the very besthow do i get a girl close enough to meto make her mine perpetually?charlie never got an answer that he usedbut due his results he should be excusedcharlie had a missioncharlie had a dreamcharlie had ambition like you have never seencharlie had one driving goal in his lifeto get a woman close enough to him to make her his wifehe had plenty of shots at the opposite sexbut he always uttered a pessimistic hexwrong time wrong placewrong person wrong clothesand to top it off you got a funny nosecharlie hung at bookstorescharlie hung at barshe could make a book for his emotional scarscharlie thought that he had reached the end of his ropewhen a leggy blonde masqueraded by as hopecharlie staked his life in this...his last attempthe strutted up beside her and grumbled "ahem!"[chorus]charlie got a girlcharlie got a galcharlie was a squirrel she was his peanut palthey did everything together both day and nightand despite cohabitation they rarely had a fightbut charlie's dame was a camaro who soon became a hearsethat's when charlie uttered the familiar curse[chorus]

 

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