Mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2, this is dedicated to   An old friend of mine, Michelle   She a holy roller now, turned over a new leaf   Now everything old gonna burn      Ms. Holy Roller, new angel   Got your Bible out shoutin? and you?re ringin' a bell   Mid-life, reborn, can?t wait to tell   If I don?t believe what you believe, I?m goin' to Hell      I?ve been down with Jesus since Sunday school & Easter speeches   The Bible was survival, that?s what my grandma would teach us   Since I was 5, I?ve been dyin' and tryin' to read it   And when I did, it redefined it   Now you was 34 when you found Jesus after your life fell to pieces   Wife 2 times, with 2 guys, now enlightened in speeches   Seemed to flow out your mouth with the hype of a preacher   Took your whole life to reach you, now I?m a trifling creature      Ms. Holy Roller, new angel   Got your Bible out shoutin? and you?re ringin' a bell   Mid-life, reborn, can?t wait to tell   If I don?t believe what you believe, I?m goin' to Hell      Come on, if I die right this second, I reckon   That God would simply check into my life and times   Dissecting my rhymes, he?ll see how I?ve been leadin' his troops   You can?t do dirt your whole life, then say, ?Oops"      Now where was Jesus, when you was cheatin' me   When you was deceivin' me?   Where was Jesus when you greedy, your lawyers was bleedin' me?   Where was Jesus when every weekend, a new man livin' with you?   Oh, wait, he was with me, trying to keep me from killin' you   Now, where was Jesus when you was lyin' and you was betrayin' me?   When I was tryin' to make it, you was hatin? delayin? me, huh?   Where was Jesus when the ice was thrillin' you   Oh, wait, he was he with me tryin' to keep me from killin' you      If I ain?t know Jesus, ain?t no tellin' where I would be   It?s been nights I felt like feces, I needed to fight to release it   I?m in the limelight, it?s hot and the heat is ceaseless   Holdin' my tongue while little bums cut me to pieces   The only reason?s 'cause I studied the life of Jesus   And venting with my pen, intendin' to write and release it   But when an ex-friend would slight me or slam me with venom   I hate it, I can?t stand it, dammit, I really resent it      I always strive to be righteous, my version of God   The reason why I never write verses with curses inside   The reason I never purposely hurt persons, I?ve applied   Many teaching of God, searching the reaches of God   Pondered the mysteries of why you be dissing me   I adore you all I hope for you is freedom from misery   You made mistakes and blunders, you breaking from under   But yo, if I?m goin' to Hell, it?s making me wonder      Now where was Jesus, when you was cheatin' me   When you was deceivin' me?   Where was Jesus when you greedy, your lawyers was bleedin' me?   Where was Jesus when every weekend, a new man livin' with you?   Oh, wait, he was with me, trying to keep me from killin' you   Now, where was Jesus when you was lyin' and you was betrayin' me?   When I was tryin' to make it, you was hatin? delayin? me, huh?   Where was Jesus when the ice was thrillin' you   Oh, wait, he was he with me tryin' to keep me from killin' you      The greatest atrocities ever committed   On this planet have been in the name of God   This country was founded by Puritans   For the expressed purpose of oppression-free worship   Your attitude is the same arrogant, fearful fundamentalism   That fueled the hatred of the Crusades and the attacks on 9/11   If we are not allowed to worship God   As groups and individuals free from persecution   In respectful tolerance, there?s only one outcome      Ms. Holy Roller, new angel   Got your Bible out shoutin? and you?re ringin' a bell   Mid-life, reborn, can?t wait to tell   If I don?t believe what you believe, I?m goin' to Hell      Yo, Ms. Holy Roller, new angel   Got your Bible out shoutin? and you?re ringin' a bell   Mid-life, reborn, can?t wait to tell   If I don?t believe what you believe, I?m goin' to Hell