Dear Catastrophe Waitress   Dear Catastrophe Waitress   I’m sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world over you   I cherish your smile   There’s a word of peace on you lips   Say it, and with tenderness I’ll cherish you    Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend   Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend   I’m sorry if he hit you with a full can of Coke   It’s no joke   Your face is bleeding   You’ll soon be leaving this town to the clowns who worship    No one but themselves   No one but themselves      Dear Catastrophe Waitress   Dear Catastrophe Waitress   I’m sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard   I know it’s hard   Stick to what you know   You’ll blow them all to the wall   When they realise what you’ve been working for   You’ve been working for   You’ve been working for